Tag Archives: temptation

The Spelling Error

Posted on July 7, 2006 by Rev Illuminatus Maximus

In an ancient monastery in a faraway place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and scrolls in the monastery’s scriptorium. He was assigned as a rubricator on copies of books that had already been copied … Continue reading →

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Four Catholic Schoolgirls…

Posted on July 7, 2006 by Rev Illuminatus Maximus

Four Catholic schoolgirls all die in a car accident. They wind up at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter says: "You're all virgins, so I can let all of you in, but first I have to take your confessions. Tell … Continue reading →

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How God created evil

Posted on July 7, 2006 by Rev Illuminatus Maximus

God created Adam 6th day. He took a day off and looked at Eden, and found Adam was jerking off all day. Since God was not wise enough to create Evil yet, he couldn't kick him out of Eden. Instead … Continue reading →

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God in the Body

Posted on June 23, 2006 by Rev Illuminatus Maximus

“If you’re a child who wants to succumb to “temptation” anyway, banishing the god who can peer under blankets must be at least a bit easier (especially in a dark room where you’re not so afraid of eyes) than blocking … Continue reading →

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Secrets of the Serpent Savior

Posted on May 23, 2000 by Rev Illuminatus Maximus

Disgusted by the Rulers’ antics, Sophia sent a slithering spirit to help the hapless humans: a divine messenger known as the “Instructor” or the “female spiritual principle.” This slithering spirit (also known as “the serpent” in the Old Testament) descended … Continue reading →

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