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What Nationality were Adam & Eve?
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, … Continue reading
God’s bag of creations
Seems when God was just about done creating the universe, He had a couple of things left over in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that … Continue reading
Adam’s Rib #2
Adam was returning home late one night in paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!" Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on … Continue reading
Adam’s Rib #1
So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so God says, "Adam, for you I will create a woman." Adam is interested. "She will be everything you could possibly … Continue reading
Adamic Ecstasies
“Perhaps the most interesting code name for MDMA that seems to have originated with a group of therapists on the West Coast is the term “Adam,” by which is meant not Adam as man, but rather Adam-and-Eve as androgynous ancestor. … Continue reading
Posted in Notes & Annotations
Tagged Adam, androgyny, ecstasy, Eden, Eve, gnosis, innocence
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Revolution in Paradise
“Seen in this light, the ‘fall of man’ depicts a failed revolution from the victor’s standpoint. For attempting to put into practice their slogan ‘Our bodies belong to us,’ the rebels were sentenced to a life of forced labor… ‘Your … Continue reading
Posted in Notes & Annotations
Tagged Adam, archons, Eve, fall, forbidden-fruit, gnostic, myth, paradise, revolution
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The Legend of Lillith
The role played by Norea in the gnostic version of the flood myth is in many ways reminiscent of the Jewish story of Adam’s hot-tempered first wife, Lilith. Like Norea, Lilith too is fiery – the name Lilith even means … Continue reading
Posted in Rise of the Nephilim
Tagged Adam, angels, apocrypha, demons, Eve, God, Lillith
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Archons of Eden
As the gnostic scriptures reveal, the Garden of Eden was not a paradise, but a prison laboratory where fallen angels called “Archons” conducted a series of bizarre experiments in an attempt to produce a compliant strain of primate slaves. Banished … Continue reading
Adam the Golem
Adam (the first man) was a misbegotten android, spawned when Yaldabaoth tried to duplicate and enslave a reflected vision of Immortal Man which startled the Rulers when it appeared in the waters of paradise. “Now the Rulers took some soil … Continue reading
Posted in Creation of Adam
Tagged Adam, archons, creation, demiurge, Eve, Genesis, golem, Yaldabaoth
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Eve and the Breath of Life
Eve was not produced from Adam’s rib; rather, Adam was created by fallen angels who abandoned him as lifeless experiment, a soulless robot who lay twitching helplessly on the ground until Sophia’s daughter Eve descended from the heavens and brought … Continue reading