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Mad Science of the Multiverse
The”anthropic principle” is a hybrid idea – part scientific hypothesis and part philosophical argument – which seeks to account for our presence in a life-sustaining universe using inference and probability.
It asks the questions: why does our universe seem fine-tuned for human life? Did an Intelligent Designer plan this universe just for us, or is it simply one of many universes in a larger multiverse, the random byproduct of an endless process of creation with no beginning and no end? Continue reading
Posted in Magazine Articles
Tagged AP, Bostrom, cosmology, creation, demiurge, Genesis, Gnosticism, God, infinity, matter, multiverse, physics, polytheism, simulation, universe
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Adam’s Asshole
“When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work. The feet thought they should be boss, because they took … Continue reading
The Incredibly Strange Story of Intelligent Design
Reprint of an article originally published in New Dawn Magazine #97, expanded and revised with original illustrations. A fascinating survey of alternative human origins theories and their links to Gnostic mythology! Continue reading
Posted in Magazine Articles
Tagged Adam, aliens, Burroughs, cavemen, colonization, creation, Dembski, Eve, evolution, exobiology, extraterrestrial, Genesis, ID, panspermia, polytheism, UFO, virus
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How God created evil
God created Adam 6th day. He took a day off and looked at Eden, and found Adam was jerking off all day. Since God was not wise enough to create Evil yet, he couldn't kick him out of Eden. Instead … Continue reading
That Useless Tit
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How's things, Eve?" He asked. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful…but I just have … Continue reading
God’s bag of creations
Seems when God was just about done creating the universe, He had a couple of things left over in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that … Continue reading
Adam’s Rib #1
So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so God says, "Adam, for you I will create a woman." Adam is interested. "She will be everything you could possibly … Continue reading
Slave Race
“Human beings appear to be a slave race languishing on an isolated planet in a small galaxy. As such, the human race was once the only source of labor for an extraterrestrial civilization and remains a possession today. To keep … Continue reading
Biological Disaster Story
“Burroughs imagines the beginning of humanity as a biological disaster story. Apes become human as a result of a virus infection that kills most of the species and mutates the rest. The survivors feel a painful invasion of their bodies … Continue reading
Posted in Notes and Annotations
Tagged apes, Burroughs, cannibalism, cavemen, creation, panspermia, sex, virus
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Birth & Death
"Immortal mortals, mortal immortals, one living the others death and dying the others life." – Heraclitus "Birth and death are so closely related that one could not destroy either without destroying the other at the same time. It is extinction … Continue reading
