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Black Light Posters
Created by Rev. Illuminatus Maximus These deluxe black light (or blacklight) rock art posters illustrate the occult secrets of the Gnostic gospels in cartoon form, telling the story the colonization of the Earth by reptilian predators called archons and its … Continue reading
T-Shirt + Gift Shop
Created by Rev. Illuminatus Maximus Welcome to the official Gnostic Friends Network Cafepress store, where you can buy t-shirts, postcards and posters illustrating a variety of strange and shocking scenes from the occult gospels of the Gnostic heretics. Annoy your … Continue reading
The Spelling Error
In an ancient monastery in a faraway place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and scrolls in the monastery’s scriptorium. He was assigned as a rubricator on copies of books that had already been copied … Continue reading
Divine Implosion
“The universe is not born of the design or act of a genetic God, particularly since the genetic God in the Bible is only a degenerate God. The universe emerges from the process of the infinite retreating upon itself, as … Continue reading
Baptism of Laughter
Baptism was an important sacrament for many ancient gnostics, who found in the reflecting waters of the baptismal pool a ready symbol for the illusory surface-existence of life. With baptism, the gnostic initiate penetrates the shimmering mask of the material … Continue reading
Jesus in Hell
A long-standing Christian tradition holds that Jesus spent the three days between the crucifixion and the resurrection rescuing Old Testament prophets and holy men who had been accidentally damned to Hell, the idea being that since pre-Christians monotheists like Noah … Continue reading
Posted in Jesus the Menace
Tagged Bible, Christianity, devil, gnostic, Hell, Jesus, religion, Satan, shamanism
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Hidden History of the Flood
Almost every culture on Earth has some sort of flood myth – and the same haunting feeling accompanies them all, the same nagging suspicion that something so traumatic as to be almost unbearable might actually have happened. Intense trauma can … Continue reading
Posted in Rise of the Nephilim
Tagged aliens, annunaki, archons, Bible, catastrophism, earth, flood, Gnosticism, gods, memory, myth, nephilim, Sophia, trauma, Yaldabaoth
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The Tower of Bible
“The LORD said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will … Continue reading
Tempted by the Serpent
The serpent arose from inside Adam and Eve as a whispering voice which prompted them to curiousity and rebellion, urging them to disobey Yaldabaoth and eat from the tree. “Then the one who is wiser than all of them, this … Continue reading
Posted in Forbidden Fruit of Gnosis
Tagged Bible, deprogramming, gnostic, serpent, socratic-method, tree-of-knowledge, Yaldabaoth
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Eating from the Tree
Adam ate from the Tree of Knowledge and absorbed some of Eve’s divine force. The surge of living, intelligent energy in his nervous system triggered a spontaneous kundalini arousal, opening a direct channel between his reproductive organs and his brain … Continue reading
Posted in Forbidden Fruit of Gnosis
Tagged aliens, archons, Bible, darkness, forbidden-fruit, gnostic, kundalini, paradise, serpent, tree-of-knowledge
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