Two Gods

May 1, 2006 | Share/Save

"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder." - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"The Good God and the Evil God met on the mountain top. The Good God said, 'Good day to you, brother.' The Evil God made no answer. And the Good God said, 'You are in a bad humour today.' 'Yes," said the Evil God, 'for of late I have been often mistaken for you, called by your name, and treated as if I were you, and it ill-pleases me.'

And the Good God said. 'But I too have been mistaken for you and called by your name.' The Evil God walked away cursing the stupidity of man." - Kahil Gibran, The Good God & the Evil God