T-Shirt + Gift Shop

Welcome to the official Gnostic Friends Network Cafepress store, where you can buy t-shirts, postcards and posters illustrating a variety of strange and shocking scenes from the forbidden gospels of the Gnostic heretics. Annoy your parents, provoke your pastor, and show your gnostic pride today!

Click thumbnails to view or buy merchandise. Every stage of your order, from billing to printing to shipping, is handled by cafepress.com, the leader in on-demand printing since 1999. Your satisfaction is guaranteed!

You Must Render Service To Us	Antinomian	GodBusters!	Jesus Shed for your Skins	The Female Spiritual Principle
Homo Roboticus	The Four Passions	I’m Not Really Incarnate	Eat This, Do Not Eat That!	The Morning Star
The Tower of Bible	Waters of Darkness	Abraxas the Mighty	Foetusaurus	Kundalini Lucifer
False Doctrine	Bush is a Reptilian Shape-Shifter	Spiritual Resurrection	The Seven Archons	The Demiurgic Homunculus
Hairless Monkeys	Pavlov’s Gods	Christus verus Luciferus	Choose Your Delusion	Gnosis (so-called)