So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so God says, "Adam, for you I will create a woman." Adam is interested.

"She will be everything you could possibly want in a woman, she will be beautiful, professionally and financially successful, a great mother and awesome in bed."

God has Adam's full attention. Adam wonders what he has done to fall under such good graces. "But," God says, "It's going to cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam stops and thinks,

"Well God, that sound like a pretty good deal but what can I get for a rib?"