Category Archives: Creation of Adam

Yaldabaoth and the Rulers wanted to create an obedient species of primate slaves so they conducted a series of bizarre experiments, cloning Adam, raping Eve and implanting both with false memories.

Archons of Eden

Infect an entire planet with amazing live hairless monkeys!

As the gnostic scriptures reveal, the Garden of Eden was not a paradise, but a prison laboratory where fallen angels called “Archons” conducted a series of bizarre experiments in an attempt to produce a compliant strain of primate slaves. Banished … Continue reading

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Sophia Revealed

Sophia Revelaed to the Archons

When he had finished creating the physical universe, Yaldabaoth boasted to the angels beneath him, demanding that they worship him as the supreme being: “[Yaldaboth] said… ‘I am a jealous God, and there is no other God besides me.’ But … Continue reading

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Yaldabaoths Vision

Immortal Man in the Garden of Eden

When Yaldabaoth realized that his creation was threatened by Immortal Man, he began to preen and bluster shamelessly: “… when he actually knew that an enlightened, immortal man existed before him, [Yaldabaoth] was very much disturbed…. …Like a fool [he] … Continue reading

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Adam the Golem

The Creation of Man : a Failed Experiment

Adam (the first man) was a misbegotten android, spawned when Yaldabaoth tried to duplicate and enslave a reflected vision of Immortal Man which startled the Rulers when it appeared in the waters of paradise. “Now the Rulers took some soil … Continue reading

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Eve and the Breath of Life

Eve Gives Adam Life

Eve was not produced from Adam’s rib; rather, Adam was created by fallen angels who abandoned him as lifeless experiment, a soulless robot who lay twitching helplessly on the ground until Sophia’s daughter Eve descended from the heavens and brought … Continue reading

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Adam Awakens

Adam the Golem

When Adam came to life, the Rulers panicked as they realized that the creature they had created was becoming too clever for them to manipulate: “The body moved, and became powerful. And it was enlightened. At once the rest of … Continue reading

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God and His Angels Rape Eve

Eve enters the Tree of Knowledge

The Rulers laid plans to impregnate Eve and create a slave race to worship them, but Eve simply laughed and hid in the Tree of Knowledge, leaving her sperm-spilling suitors with naught but a ghostly decoy. “…Eve, since she existed … Continue reading

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