Gnostic Jokes
What kind of meat does a vegetarian priest eat?
Adam’s Rib #1
So God makes Adam and Adam walks through Eden, simply existing. But things in Eden get a little slow so God says, "Adam, for you I will create a woman." Adam is interested.
"She will be everything you could possibly want in a woman, she will be beautiful, professionally and financially successful, a [...]
Adam’s Rib #2
Adam was returning home late one night in paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn. Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!" Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth" and went to sleep.
Later that night Adam woke up, feeling a [...]
Adam’s Asshole
“When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work. The feet thought they should be boss, because they took man where he could do the work and get food. The stomach thought it should [...]
Adam said…
“What a good thing Adam had going. When he said something he knew nobody had said it before.”
