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		<title>Adam&#8217;s Asshole</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;When God made man there was only one. The various parts argued about who would be boss. The hands said they should be boss, because they did all the work. The feet thought they should be boss, because they took &#8230; <a href="http://www.enemies.com/gnostic-jokes/adams-asshole/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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		<title>Adam said&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 05:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rev Illuminatus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What a good thing Adam had going. When he said something he knew nobody had said it before.&#8221; Related posts: Adam’s Rib #1 Adam’s Rib #2 What Nationality were Adam &#038; Eve? TagsAdam, Eve
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		<title>The Spelling Error</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rev Illuminatus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<title>None</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rev Illuminatus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is God black or white?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rev Illuminatus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<title>God’s Promise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rev Illuminatus Maximus</dc:creator>
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		<title>Jesus fills in for St. Peter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Post Office</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Four Catholic Schoolgirls&#8230;</title>
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		<title>God&#8217;s Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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