Gnostic Jokes
What kind of meat does a vegetarian priest eat?
Jesus fills in for St. Peter
Jesus decided to go say hi to his old buddy St. Peter, so he strolled out to the Pearly Gates and noticed a HUGE long line of people waiting to get in.
St. Peter saw Jesus coming and said "Oh, thank goodness someone showed up! Listen, Jesus, there's a huge line of people [...]
