Gnostic Jokes

What kind of meat does a vegetarian priest eat?

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Is God black or white?

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking a moment, his mother responds, Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white."
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