Gnostic Jokes
What kind of meat does a vegetarian priest eat?
Four Catholic Schoolgirls…
Four Catholic schoolgirls all die in a car accident. They wind up at the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter says: "You're all virgins, so I can let all of you in, but first I have to take your confessions. Tell me anything you've done that is impure."
The first girl steps up and [...]

