Jennifer Lopez & Nasal Mind Control

Mind-control I can understand but why would the aliens make her eat it too? That’s just disgusting.
Microwave Harrassment and Mind-Control Experimentation
While in her “hypnotic state, the individual felt like a sharp, painful pressure inside her nose, as if something were being shoved up her nostrils to the sinus cavities. She awoke to find blood pouring from her nostrils. The psychiatrist casually dismissed this as owing to a probable cold.
Shortly after the experience, the individual began to hear loud tones in her head, followed in due coarse by auditory input. Brain scans have failed to yield evidence of an implant device. (We have recommended that she undergo a scan by means of a suitably adapted non-linear junction detector, as a preliminary.) Suffice to say, this individual has severed contact with the psychiatrist and is continuing to cope with the ongoing overt electronic harassment by other non-medical means.

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